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9 results found for tag 'math'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
78 Why was the rubber band gun confiscated during algebra class? It was a weapon of math destruction!
249 Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil!
325 What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
432 What's the average math teacher like? Mean!
517 What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!
694 What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 feet long? A πthon!
740 What do people who argue about arithmetic have in common with horny people with lisps? They are both math debaters!
752 What is a mathematician's favorite kind of boob? Quantitties!
798 How are Stephen Hawking and Tony Hawk alike? They both love ramps!

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