5 results found for tag 'medic'
|452||Why did the Mexican take Xanax?||Because of hispanic attacks!|
|466||What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?||If you have bird flu, you need tweetment, but if you have swine flu, you need oinkment!|
|555||How do doctors decide who should get liposuction first?||They use a weightlist!|
|608||Why do EMTs always travel in sets of two?||Because they're pair-a-medics!|
|651||How does a paraplegic cow get around?||With a veal chair!|
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