5 results found for tag 'medic'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 452 | Why did the Mexican take Xanax? | Because of hispanic attacks! | |
| 466 | What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? | If you have bird flu, you need tweetment, but if you have swine flu, you need oinkment! | |
| 555 | How do doctors decide who should get liposuction first? | They use a weightlist! | |
| 608 | Why do EMTs always travel in sets of two? | Because they're pair-a-medics! | |
| 651 | How does a paraplegic cow get around? | With a veal chair! |
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