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4 results found for tag 'medical'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
466 What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment, but if you have swine flu, you need oinkment!
555 How do doctors decide who should get liposuction first? They use a weightlist!
608 Why do EMTs always travel in sets of two? Because they're pair-a-medics!
651 How does a paraplegic cow get around? With a veal chair!

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