6 results found for tag 'midget'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 87 | What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of circus midgets? | The circus midgets are a bunch of cunning runts... | |
| 227 | What's the difference between a short Eskimo and a fat eunuch? | One's a frigid midget with a rigid digit, and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel! | |
| 250 | What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? | Very little! | |
| 312 | What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby? | "You're just going to have to be a little patient." | |
| 518 | Did you hear about the guy who was caught pickpocketing dwarves? | How could anyone stoop so low! | |
| 648 | What do you call a little Mexican? | A paragraph. He's too short to be an essay! |
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