6 results found for tag 'midget'
|87||What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of circus midgets?||The circus midgets are a bunch of cunning runts...|
|227||What's the difference between a short Eskimo and a fat eunuch?||One's a frigid midget with a rigid digit, and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel!|
|250||What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?||Very little!|
|312||What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?||"You're just going to have to be a little patient."|
|518||Did you hear about the guy who was caught pickpocketing dwarves?||How could anyone stoop so low!|
|648||What do you call a little Mexican?||A paragraph. He's too short to be an essay!|
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