5 results found for tag 'miss'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 336 | What do you call a bear without an ear? | A "B"! | |
| 365 | How did the hippie count his many wives? | He counted, "One Missus Hippie, two Missus Hippie, three Missus Hippie..." | |
| 420 | What do you call a lonely Kleenex? | A missue! | |
| 651 | How does a paraplegic cow get around? | With a veal chair! | |
| 697 | What's the difference between a human and a bullet? | Humans miss John Lennon! |
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