14 results found for tag 'music'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 258 | Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner? | Because he was Baroque! | |
| 396 | What's a Christian's favorite chord? | G sus! | |
| 397 | What's a Catholic priest's favorite chord? | A minor! | |
| 401 | Why couldn't the DJ fish? | He kept dropping the bass! | |
| 405 | What do you call a really fat Latino singer? | El Ton John | |
| 444 | How do you pay 5 cents for a concert? | Go see 50 Cent and ask for Nickelback! | |
| 446 | What rock band has four members but doesn't play music? | Mt. Rushmore! | |
| 527 | What do you call a singing aardvark? | A bardvark! | |
| 560 | How do farmers party? | They turnip the beet! | |
| 602 | How do you sexually harass a classical music fan? | You grab em by Debussy! | |
| 637 | Did you hear that Sting was kidnapped? | The Police have no lead! | |
| 668 | What do you get when you drop a piano on a military base? | A flat major! | |
| 700 | Why shouldn't you run with bagpipes? | You could put an aye out, or even get kilt! | |
| 734 | What do you call a Japanese cover band playing 70s music? | The Mitsubeegees! |
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