6 results found for tag 'nail'
|351||Why is Jesus really bad at crossword puzzles?||He always gets stuck on 2 across!|
|368||How do snails fight to the death?||They slug it out!|
|431||What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist?||One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!|
|620||Why did the carpenter have bad teeth?||Because he kept biting his nails!|
|658||What do Hitler and teenage girls have in common?||They both use chemicals to remove the polish!|
|747||Why do the French like to eat snails?||They can't stand fast food!|
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