11 results found for tag 'night'
|27||Where do cows go on Saturday night?||To the moooooovies!|
|152||What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?||She went to go sea a movie!|
|386||Why did the knight retire?||He was becoming middle aged!|
|388||Did you hear about the lady who thought the sun disappeared?||She stayed up all night looking for it, then it dawned on her!|
|391||What do you call a porcelain knight?||Sir Amic|
|451||What kind of pajamas does King Arthur wear?||A knight gown!|
|477||What does King Arthur wear to bed?||A knight gown!|
|558||How does a robot handle a one night stand?||He nuts and bolts!|
|580||Why was Noah the best businessman in the Bible?||He floated his stock while everyone else was being liquidated!|
|775||How often do your friends from the round table visit you?||Always! They come a lot!|
|778||Why did King Arthur's knights have so many children?||Because they Camelot!|
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