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11 Why did the golfer wear two pairs of shorts? In case he got a hole in one!
185 Why did Helen Keller have a burn on the side of her face? She thought the iron was a phone!
186 Why did Helen Keller have a burn on the OTHER side of her face? They called back!
203 What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on.
284 Why is the economy of Ireland so good? Because the capital is always Dublin!
294 What did the shy pebble wish for? To be a little boulder!
341 What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? The Rolling Stones say, "Hey, you, get offa my butt!" and a Scotsman says, "Hey, McButt, get offa my ewe!"
344 How do you unlock a monestary door? With a monk key!
392 How much does a truck full of bones weigh? A skele-ton!
395 What do you call 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? 100 sows and bucks!
406 Why did Pavlov have such soft hair? Classic conditioning!
420 What do you call a lonely Kleenex? A missue!
422 Why is dirt so expensive? It has sedimental value!
444 How do you pay 5 cents for a concert? Go see 50 Cent and ask for Nickelback!
446 What rock band has four members but doesn't play music? Mt. Rushmore!
476 Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor!
505 What do you get when you put an iPhone in a blender? Apple juice!
510 What do you call cheese by itself? Prov-alone!
548 What's the fastest cookie in the world? S'cone!
556 What's the only drink size allowed in North Korea? Supreme Liter!
558 How does a robot handle a one night stand? He nuts and bolts!
562 What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo!
571 What do you call a dishonest rice dish? A jambaliar!
576 What kind of bone will a dog never eat? A trombone!
619 What kind of pasta dish is served at frat houses? Swaghetti Brolonaise!
625 Why do you need a GPA of 3.0 or better to make honey? You can't produce honey without the Bs!
629 What is a clumsy bee called? A bumblebee!
630 Why is a room full of married people empty? Because there isn't a single person in it!
647 How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan!
673 What happened when 19 and 20 got into a fight? 21!
674 What does a turkey's cell phone sound like? "Wing wing! Wing wing!"
730 How do you comfort a skeleton? "It's going tibialright!"
747 Why do the French like to eat snails? They can't stand fast food!
748 Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet? We only have one-star reviews!
772 Why did the iPad go to the dentist? Because it had Bluetooth!
795 What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality.

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