19 results found for tag 'out'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 227 | What's the difference between a short Eskimo and a fat eunuch? | One's a frigid midget with a rigid digit, and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel! | |
| 280 | What side of a turkey has the most feathers? | The outside! | |
| 336 | What do you call a bear without an ear? | A "B"! | |
| 415 | If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? | Pilgrims! | |
| 424 | What do a pregnant woman, burnt pizza, and frozen beer have in common? | A man who didn't take it out in time! | |
| 446 | What rock band has four members but doesn't play music? | Mt. Rushmore! | |
| 452 | Why did the Mexican take Xanax? | Because of hispanic attacks! | |
| 507 | Why did the twinkie go to the dentist? | He lost his filling! | |
| 543 | How many sides does a circle have? | Two: the outside and the inside! | |
| 557 | What do you call children born in a whorehouse? | Brothel sprouts! | |
| 567 | What's Irish and sits outside all day? | Patty O'Furniture! | |
| 582 | Have you ever played quiet tennis? | It's like regular tennis, but without the racket! | |
| 583 | What kind of exercise do lazy people do? | Diddly squats! | |
| 618 | Why must you wash you clothes in Tide? | Because it's too cold to wash them out tide! | |
| 677 | What do you call two guys who hang out by the window? | Kurt and Rod! | |
| 720 | What do you call a wild dog who teaches slang? | A lingo dingo! | |
| 739 | Why can't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? | Because the signs all say "NO TRES-PASSING"! | |
| 756 | What should you do if you see a fireman? | Put it out, man! | |
| 776 | How do you easily differentiate South Korea from North Korea? | Comunists have no Seoul! |
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