5 results found for tag 'pass'
|227||What's the difference between a short Eskimo and a fat eunuch?||One's a frigid midget with a rigid digit, and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel!|
|411||Why doesn't Magneto wear purple anymore?||Because the days of fuchsia passed!|
|423||What kind of weed do lizards smoke?||Mariguana!|
|455||What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?||A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter!|
|739||Why can't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three?||Because the signs all say "NO TRES-PASSING"!|
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