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151 Why can't lizards have sex? They have ereptile dysfunction!
168 How do you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? Well it isn't hard!
169 Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because his pecker is on his head!
203 What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on.
227 What's the difference between a short Eskimo and a fat eunuch? One's a frigid midget with a rigid digit, and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel!
262 What do you call an overpriced circumcision? A rip off!
329 What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ!
430 What gets longer when pulled, inserts neatly into a hole, and works best when jerked? A seatbelt!
577 Two ants were crawling up Prince Charming's legs. One turned to the other and said, "Meet you at the Royal Ball tonight!"
598 What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore? A reptile dysfunction!

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