10 results found for tag 'penis'
|151||Why can't lizards have sex?||They have ereptile dysfunction!|
|168||How do you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony?||Well it isn't hard!|
|169||Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?||Because his pecker is on his head!|
|203||What's the difference between light and hard?||You can sleep with a light on.|
|227||What's the difference between a short Eskimo and a fat eunuch?||One's a frigid midget with a rigid digit, and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel!|
|262||What do you call an overpriced circumcision?||A rip off!|
|329||What's better than roses on your piano?||Tulips on your organ!|
|430||What gets longer when pulled, inserts neatly into a hole, and works best when jerked?||A seatbelt!|
|577||Two ants were crawling up Prince Charming's legs.||One turned to the other and said, "Meet you at the Royal Ball tonight!"|
|598||What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?||A reptile dysfunction!|
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