10 results found for tag 'penis'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 151 | Why can't lizards have sex? | They have ereptile dysfunction! | |
| 168 | How do you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? | Well it isn't hard! | |
| 169 | Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? | Because his pecker is on his head! | |
| 203 | What's the difference between light and hard? | You can sleep with a light on. | |
| 227 | What's the difference between a short Eskimo and a fat eunuch? | One's a frigid midget with a rigid digit, and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel! | |
| 262 | What do you call an overpriced circumcision? | A rip off! | |
| 329 | What's better than roses on your piano? | Tulips on your organ! | |
| 430 | What gets longer when pulled, inserts neatly into a hole, and works best when jerked? | A seatbelt! | |
| 577 | Two ants were crawling up Prince Charming's legs. | One turned to the other and said, "Meet you at the Royal Ball tonight!" | |
| 598 | What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore? | A reptile dysfunction! |
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