6 results found for tag 'physics'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 192 | Did you hear about the man who cooled himself to absolute zero? | He's 0K now! | |
| 321 | What did the German physicist use to drink his beer? | Ein stein! | |
| 326 | What's a physicist's favorite meal? | Fission chips! | |
| 438 | Why are there no transvestites in space? | Because there's no drag! | |
| 472 | Why do scientists prefer nitrates? | They're cheaper than day rates! | |
| 798 | How are Stephen Hawking and Tony Hawk alike? | They both love ramps! |
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