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ID Setup Punchline Tags
30 Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated ARRRRRR!
31 How much do pirate earrings cost? About a buccaneer!
66 Where did the pirate go to college? Haaaarrrrrvard
82 A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your crotch?" The pirate says, "Arrrr! It's driving me nuts!"
176 What did the retarded pirate say? "Q!!!"
348 What does every pirate hate? A small chest with no booty!
349 What did the pirate say when he walked into his 80th birthday party? Aye matey!
428 Why are pirates called "pirates"? They just arrrrghhhh!!
471 Why did the pirate go to law school? To pass the barrrr!
537 Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
569 Why do pirates like arctic forests? Because that's where they shiver their timbers!
712 What is a pirate's favorite letter? You think it'd be "R," but it's really the "C"!
742 What do you get when you cross a pirate and a pedophile? Arrrgghh Kelly!
770 What's a pirate's favorite letter? "P": it's an "R" without a leg!

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