14 results found for tag 'pirate'
|30||Did you hear about the new pirate movie?||It's rated ARRRRRR!|
|31||How much do pirate earrings cost?||About a buccaneer!|
|66||Where did the pirate go to college?||Haaaarrrrrvard|
|82||A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your crotch?"||The pirate says, "Arrrr! It's driving me nuts!"|
|176||What did the retarded pirate say?||"Q!!!"|
|348||What does every pirate hate?||A small chest with no booty!|
|349||What did the pirate say when he walked into his 80th birthday party?||Aye matey!|
|428||Why are pirates called "pirates"?||They just arrrrghhhh!!|
|471||Why did the pirate go to law school?||To pass the barrrr!|
|537||Why is Peter Pan always flying?||He Neverlands!|
|569||Why do pirates like arctic forests?||Because that's where they shiver their timbers!|
|712||What is a pirate's favorite letter?||You think it'd be "R," but it's really the "C"!|
|742||What do you get when you cross a pirate and a pedophile?||Arrrgghh Kelly!|
|770||What's a pirate's favorite letter?||"P": it's an "R" without a leg!|
- Enjoy using the site.
- Share it with your friends.
- Add a joke!
- I'm not responsible for content.
- Some jokes are offensive and/or *-ist. Deal with it.
© Niko's Corny Joke Machine.