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ID Setup Punchline Tags
304 What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
434 Did you hear about the herb gardener who worked until 8pm? They had to pay him overthyme!
439 What do Indian flowers grow? Patels!
483 What do you call a tree with all its branches cut off? An ampu-tree!
680 When are plants awake? At tree AM!

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