17 results found for tag 'rap'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 237 | Why did Mrs. Grape leave Mr. Grape? | She was tired of raisin' kids! | |
| 241 | How do you catch a bra? | You set a booby trap! | |
| 242 | What did the grape say when stepped on? | Nothing it just gave a little wine! | |
| 272 | What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater? | "Gee you knit?!" | |
| 292 | Why should you never trust graphs? | Because they're always plotting something! | |
| 374 | What's Lil' John's favorite vegetable? | YEEAAAMS! | |
| 429 | What do you call an artist with a brown finger? | Picassole! | |
| 444 | How do you pay 5 cents for a concert? | Go see 50 Cent and ask for Nickelback! | |
| 453 | What's brown and sounds like a bell? | DUNG! | |
| 542 | What do you get when you divide poop into three pieces? | Turds! | |
| 604 | What typeface do you use in a lawless town? | Sans Sheriff | |
| 648 | What do you call a little Mexican? | A paragraph. He's too short to be an essay! | |
| 651 | How does a paraplegic cow get around? | With a veal chair! | |
| 677 | What do you call two guys who hang out by the window? | Kurt and Rod! | |
| 699 | Why did Houdini use trap doors in every act he performed one year? | It was a stage he was going through! | |
| 742 | What do you get when you cross a pirate and a pedophile? | Arrrgghh Kelly! | |
| 780 | Who's the best rapper in Star Wars? | Boba Fett-y Wap! |
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