17 results found for tag 'rap'
|237||Why did Mrs. Grape leave Mr. Grape?||She was tired of raisin' kids!|
|241||How do you catch a bra?||You set a booby trap!|
|242||What did the grape say when stepped on?||Nothing it just gave a little wine!|
|272||What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater?||"Gee you knit?!"|
|292||Why should you never trust graphs?||Because they're always plotting something!|
|374||What's Lil' John's favorite vegetable?||YEEAAAMS!|
|429||What do you call an artist with a brown finger?||Picassole!|
|444||How do you pay 5 cents for a concert?||Go see 50 Cent and ask for Nickelback!|
|453||What's brown and sounds like a bell?||DUNG!|
|542||What do you get when you divide poop into three pieces?||Turds!|
|604||What typeface do you use in a lawless town?||Sans Sheriff|
|648||What do you call a little Mexican?||A paragraph. He's too short to be an essay!|
|651||How does a paraplegic cow get around?||With a veal chair!|
|677||What do you call two guys who hang out by the window?||Kurt and Rod!|
|699||Why did Houdini use trap doors in every act he performed one year?||It was a stage he was going through!|
|742||What do you get when you cross a pirate and a pedophile?||Arrrgghh Kelly!|
|780||Who's the best rapper in Star Wars?||Boba Fett-y Wap!|
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