16 results found for tag 'red'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 23 | What did the sheet say to the mattress? | "I've got you covered!" | |
| 283 | Why did the man get fired from the pasta factory? | He made a fusilli mistakes! | |
| 307 | What's a hillbilly's favorite thing to do on Halloween? | Pumpkin. | |
| 320 | Why did the grocery store delivery boy get fired? | Because he was driving people bananas! | |
| 322 | Why did the bullet stay home? | Because he was fired! | |
| 474 | Why was the man fired from the juice factory? | He couldn't concentrate! | |
| 502 | Why are other vegetables afraid of celery? | Because it stalks! | |
| 520 | What do you get from a pampered cow? | Spoiled milk! | |
| 522 | What do you call a Communist sniper? | A Marxman! | |
| 526 | What should you do if you get tired of drawing circles? | Try angles! | |
| 554 | Why are the guards around Big Ben always so tired? | Because they're working around the clock! | |
| 597 | How is a bunch of nude showgirls different from a daredevil? | One puts on a display of cunning stunts... | |
| 670 | Where do reindeer live in France? | Rue Dolph! | |
| 716 | What's small, red, and has to whisper? | A hoarse radish! | |
| 777 | What's it called when a hillbilly comes back from the dead? | Reintarnation! | |
| 803 | Where do buffalo wings come from? | A buffalo walks into a bar and orders a red bull. |
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