12 results found for tag 'ring'
|31||How much do pirate earrings cost?||About a buccaneer!|
|82||A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your crotch?"||The pirate says, "Arrrr! It's driving me nuts!"|
|306||Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?||Because freedom rings!|
|443||Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug?||She gave birth in the spring!|
|448||What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh?||"You gonna eat that?"|
|453||What's brown and sounds like a bell?||DUNG!|
|552||What are the trees feeling now that it's Spring?||Releaved!|
|615||Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug?||She's going to have her baby in the spring!|
|674||What does a turkey's cell phone sound like?||"Wing wing! Wing wing!"|
|724||How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?||Spring water!|
|766||How do mountains hear?||With mountaineers!|
|791||How do you know when a software engineer is an extrovert?||He looks at your shoes instead of his own when he's talking to you|
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