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ID Setup Punchline Tags
31 How much do pirate earrings cost? About a buccaneer!
82 A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your crotch?" The pirate says, "Arrrr! It's driving me nuts!"
306 Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom? Because freedom rings!
443 Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? She gave birth in the spring!
448 What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh? "You gonna eat that?"
453 What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!
552 What are the trees feeling now that it's Spring? Releaved!
615 Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? She's going to have her baby in the spring!
674 What does a turkey's cell phone sound like? "Wing wing! Wing wing!"
724 How do you make a waterbed more bouncy? Spring water!
766 How do mountains hear? With mountaineers!
791 How do you know when a software engineer is an extrovert? He looks at your shoes instead of his own when he's talking to you

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