9 results found for tag 'rip'
|178||What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean?||Bob!|
|254||Why does Waldo wear stripes?||Because he doesn't want to be spotted!|
|262||What do you call an overpriced circumcision?||A rip off!|
|278||Why does Waldo wear stripes?||Because he doesn't want to be spotted!|
|403||Why aren't whales allowed in strip clubs?||Because they tend to humpback!|
|452||Why did the Mexican take Xanax?||Because of hispanic attacks!|
|468||Where do kittens go on field trips?||To the meowseum!|
|660||How did Jesus get into such good shape?||Crossfit!|
|708||What happens when you mix anti-depressants and Viagra?||When you cum, the glass is half full.|
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