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9 results found for tag 'rip'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
178 What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Bob!
254 Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
262 What do you call an overpriced circumcision? A rip off!
278 Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
403 Why aren't whales allowed in strip clubs? Because they tend to humpback!
452 Why did the Mexican take Xanax? Because of hispanic attacks!
468 Where do kittens go on field trips? To the meowseum!
660 How did Jesus get into such good shape? Crossfit!
708 What happens when you mix anti-depressants and Viagra? When you cum, the glass is half full.

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