14 results found for tag 'row'
|173||Why was the scarecrow awarded the Nobel Prize?||Because he was outstanding in his field!|
|174||What washes up on tiny beaches?||Microwaves!|
|236||What's brown and rhymes with snoop?||Dr. Dre!|
|243||How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?||Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers!|
|362||What does American coffee and having sex in a canoe have in common?||It's fucking close to water!|
|394||What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?||If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture!|
|429||What do you call an artist with a brown finger?||Picassole!|
|439||What do Indian flowers grow?||Patels!|
|441||How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving Turkey?||Nuked!|
|453||What's brown and sounds like a bell?||DUNG!|
|568||What do you call a room full of black birds?||Crow-ded!|
|719||Why couldn't the Mexican archer shoot his bow?||He didn't habanero!|
|750||Exactly how excited was Wendy to get to Neverland?||She was so excited that she nearly Peter Pans!|
|779||When does a square become a cube?||When it hits cuberty!|
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