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ID Setup Punchline Tags
269 Why should you never trust an atom? Because they make up everything!
292 Why should you never trust graphs? Because they're always plotting something!
304 What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
599 Why doesn't Popeye's dick rust? Because he dips it in Olive Oyl!
600 What did the bridge say to the locomotive? "Truss me!"
605 Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind? He's afraid he'll get double crossed!
639 What do you call a messy crustacean? A slobster!

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