7 results found for tag 'rust'
|269||Why should you never trust an atom?||Because they make up everything!|
|292||Why should you never trust graphs?||Because they're always plotting something!|
|304||What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?||One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!|
|599||Why doesn't Popeye's dick rust?||Because he dips it in Olive Oyl!|
|600||What did the bridge say to the locomotive?||"Truss me!"|
|605||Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind?||He's afraid he'll get double crossed!|
|639||What do you call a messy crustacean?||A slobster!|
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