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ID Setup Punchline Tags
172 Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney!
230 What do you call Santa's elves? Subordinate clauses!
390 How much did Santa's sleigh cost? Nothing; it's on the house!
399 Why does Santa eggs benedict from a hubcap? Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!
609 What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet!

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