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11 results found for tag 'school'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
66 Where did the pirate go to college? Haaaarrrrrvard
197 What do you call the best unicorn in unicorn school? An A-corn!
267 Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
346 Why didn't the sun go to college? He already had too many degrees!
468 Where do kittens go on field trips? To the meowseum!
471 Why did the pirate go to law school? To pass the barrrr!
480 Why was the avocado stressed out? He 'vacado 'bout a big test!
625 Why do you need a GPA of 3.0 or better to make honey? You can't produce honey without the Bs!
628 Why was the band teacher so controversial? He made his students read band books!
801 Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He is fine, he just woke up!
802 Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He's fine; he's awale now!

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