11 results found for tag 'science'
|192||Did you hear about the man who cooled himself to absolute zero?||He's 0K now!|
|265||What did the seismologist say when he messed up?||"It's not my fault!"|
|269||Why should you never trust an atom?||Because they make up everything!|
|350||What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other?||"Sorry, my fault!"|
|438||Why are there no transvestites in space?||Because there's no drag!|
|472||Why do scientists prefer nitrates?||They're cheaper than day rates!|
|516||What kind of sex do chemists like?||Bondage!|
|535||What do you call someone who studies albino dinosaurs?||A pale-leontologist!|
|550||How did Juliet remain at a constant pH and body temperature?||Romeostasis!|
|652||What do you do with a cute corpse?||Perform and awwtopsy!|
|798||How are Stephen Hawking and Tony Hawk alike?||They both love ramps!|
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