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ID Setup Punchline Tags
341 What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? The Rolling Stones say, "Hey, you, get offa my butt!" and a Scotsman says, "Hey, McButt, get offa my ewe!"
384 What's the difference between Will Smith and Scotland? Independence Day!
503 What do you call a British assassin? An arsearsein!
700 Why shouldn't you run with bagpipes? You could put an aye out, or even get kilt!

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