22 results found for tag 'sea'
|74||Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?||He was looking for a tight seal!|
|81||Why was the sand wet?||Because the sea weed!|
|90||Did you hear about the guy who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray?||He's now a seasoned veteran!|
|152||What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?||She went to go sea a movie!|
|205||What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?||Tennish.|
|259||What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?||"I have only my shelf to blame."|
|276||What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?||Halfway!|
|291||Where do killer whales go on the weekend?||To the Orcastra!|
|316||Why do seagulls always stay out at sea?||Because if they were in the bay they'd be called bagels!|
|347||How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?||Ten tickles!|
|401||Why couldn't the DJ fish?||He kept dropping the bass!|
|403||Why aren't whales allowed in strip clubs?||Because they tend to humpback!|
|430||What gets longer when pulled, inserts neatly into a hole, and works best when jerked?||A seatbelt!|
|466||What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?||If you have bird flu, you need tweetment, but if you have swine flu, you need oinkment!|
|479||Why did the gay whale choke?||Because he swallowed a lot of seamen!|
|552||What are the trees feeling now that it's Spring?||Releaved!|
|614||Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards off the boat?||Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!|
|639||What do you call a messy crustacean?||A slobster!|
|654||Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn?||Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!|
|698||What did the Italian say after eating a pizza topped with eel?||"That's a moray!"|
|722||Why did Ariel get new seashells?||Because she outgrew her B-Shells!|
|768||What do you call a car covered in leaves?||An autumobile!|
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