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22 results found for tag 'sea'

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74 Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store? He was looking for a tight seal!
81 Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
90 Did you hear about the guy who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray? He's now a seasoned veteran!
152 What did the mermaid do last Saturday night? She went to go sea a movie!
205 What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish.
259 What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head? "I have only my shelf to blame."
276 What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway!
291 Where do killer whales go on the weekend? To the Orcastra!
316 Why do seagulls always stay out at sea? Because if they were in the bay they'd be called bagels!
347 How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles!
401 Why couldn't the DJ fish? He kept dropping the bass!
403 Why aren't whales allowed in strip clubs? Because they tend to humpback!
430 What gets longer when pulled, inserts neatly into a hole, and works best when jerked? A seatbelt!
466 What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment, but if you have swine flu, you need oinkment!
479 Why did the gay whale choke? Because he swallowed a lot of seamen!
552 What are the trees feeling now that it's Spring? Releaved!
614 Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!
639 What do you call a messy crustacean? A slobster!
654 Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
698 What did the Italian say after eating a pizza topped with eel? "That's a moray!"
722 Why did Ariel get new seashells? Because she outgrew her B-Shells!
768 What do you call a car covered in leaves? An autumobile!

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