16 results found for tag 'sex'
|36||Who came first: the chicken or the egg?||The one with the cigarette!|
|151||Why can't lizards have sex?||They have ereptile dysfunction!|
|222||How do you know when an Egyptian king is horny?||From all the Pharoah moans!|
|297||Did you hear about the orange who slept with a dirty lemon?||He got lemonaids!|
|362||What does American coffee and having sex in a canoe have in common?||It's fucking close to water!|
|373||What comes between fear and sex?||Fünf!|
|393||What is 6.9?||A beautiful thing ruined by a period!|
|418||What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?||One's a superhero, the other is a command!|
|437||What does Cinderella do when she gets to the ball?||Gag!|
|479||Why did the gay whale choke?||Because he swallowed a lot of seamen!|
|485||How are pornstars paid?||Income.|
|516||What kind of sex do chemists like?||Bondage!|
|557||What do you call children born in a whorehouse?||Brothel sprouts!|
|558||How does a robot handle a one night stand?||He nuts and bolts!|
|602||How do you sexually harass a classical music fan?||You grab em by Debussy!|
|778||Why did King Arthur's knights have so many children?||Because they Camelot!|
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