16 results found for tag 'sex'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 36 | Who came first: the chicken or the egg? | The one with the cigarette! | |
| 151 | Why can't lizards have sex? | They have ereptile dysfunction! | |
| 222 | How do you know when an Egyptian king is horny? | From all the Pharoah moans! | |
| 297 | Did you hear about the orange who slept with a dirty lemon? | He got lemonaids! | |
| 362 | What does American coffee and having sex in a canoe have in common? | It's fucking close to water! | |
| 373 | What comes between fear and sex? | Fünf! | |
| 393 | What is 6.9? | A beautiful thing ruined by a period! | |
| 418 | What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? | One's a superhero, the other is a command! | |
| 437 | What does Cinderella do when she gets to the ball? | Gag! | |
| 479 | Why did the gay whale choke? | Because he swallowed a lot of seamen! | |
| 485 | How are pornstars paid? | Income. | |
| 516 | What kind of sex do chemists like? | Bondage! | |
| 557 | What do you call children born in a whorehouse? | Brothel sprouts! | |
| 558 | How does a robot handle a one night stand? | He nuts and bolts! | |
| 602 | How do you sexually harass a classical music fan? | You grab em by Debussy! | |
| 778 | Why did King Arthur's knights have so many children? | Because they Camelot! |
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