5 results found for tag 'sheep'
|245||What do you call a plastic sheep?||Lambinated!|
|252||Where do you get virgin wool from?||Ugly sheep!|
|341||What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?||The Rolling Stones say, "Hey, you, get offa my butt!" and a Scotsman says, "Hey, McButt, get offa my ewe!"|
|419||What do Jedi sheep say?||Dagobaaaaah!|
|487||A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off of a cliff...||Bah dum tss!|
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