8 results found for tag 'shit'
|15||Two muffins are in the oven. One turns to the other and says, "Man it's hot in here." What did the other say?||"Holy shit! A talking muffin!"|
|313||Have you been to the zoo that only has a single dog?||It's a Shih Tzu.|
|334||What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?||A bad golfer goes *WHACK*, "Shit!" and a bad skydiver goes "Shit!", *WHACK*!|
|366||How do you get four old ladies to yell "SHIT!"?||Get a fifth old lady to yell "BINGO!"|
|429||What do you call an artist with a brown finger?||Picassole!|
|453||What's brown and sounds like a bell?||DUNG!|
|542||What do you get when you divide poop into three pieces?||Turds!|
|596||How is an eplipetic oyster farmer different from a hooker with dysentery?||One shucks between fits...|
- Enjoy using the site.
- Share it with your friends.
- Add a joke!
- I'm not responsible for content.
- Some jokes are offensive and/or *-ist. Deal with it.
© Niko's Corny Joke Machine.