8 results found for tag 'shit'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15 | Two muffins are in the oven. One turns to the other and says, "Man it's hot in here." What did the other say? | "Holy shit! A talking muffin!" | |
| 313 | Have you been to the zoo that only has a single dog? | It's a Shih Tzu. | |
| 334 | What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? | A bad golfer goes *WHACK*, "Shit!" and a bad skydiver goes "Shit!", *WHACK*! | |
| 366 | How do you get four old ladies to yell "SHIT!"? | Get a fifth old lady to yell "BINGO!" | |
| 429 | What do you call an artist with a brown finger? | Picassole! | |
| 453 | What's brown and sounds like a bell? | DUNG! | |
| 542 | What do you get when you divide poop into three pieces? | Turds! | |
| 596 | How is an eplipetic oyster farmer different from a hooker with dysentery? | One shucks between fits... |
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