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8 results found for tag 'shit'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
15 Two muffins are in the oven. One turns to the other and says, "Man it's hot in here." What did the other say? "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"
313 Have you been to the zoo that only has a single dog? It's a Shih Tzu.
334 What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes *WHACK*, "Shit!" and a bad skydiver goes "Shit!", *WHACK*!
366 How do you get four old ladies to yell "SHIT!"? Get a fifth old lady to yell "BINGO!"
429 What do you call an artist with a brown finger? Picassole!
453 What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!
542 What do you get when you divide poop into three pieces? Turds!
596 How is an eplipetic oyster farmer different from a hooker with dysentery? One shucks between fits...

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