4 results found for tag 'short'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11 | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of shorts? | In case he got a hole in one! | |
| 425 | Why can't two elephants go swimming? | They only have one pair of trunks! | |
| 518 | Did you hear about the guy who was caught pickpocketing dwarves? | How could anyone stoop so low! | |
| 648 | What do you call a little Mexican? | A paragraph. He's too short to be an essay! |
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