5 results found for tag 'sky'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 334 | What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? | A bad golfer goes *WHACK*, "Shit!" and a bad skydiver goes "Shit!", *WHACK*! | |
| 454 | Why is the sky so unhappy? | It has the blues! | |
| 723 | What do you call a statue with a lightsaber? | Mannequin Skywalker! | |
| 808 | Why did Yoda train Luke Skywalker? | At first, he was Forced to, but eventually he realized it made the Degobah faster! | |
| 809 | Why did Yoda train Luke Skywalker? | At first, he was Forced to, but eventually he realized it made the Degobah faster! |
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