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8 results found for tag 'sleep'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
35 What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic.
203 What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on.
297 Did you hear about the orange who slept with a dirty lemon? He got lemonaids!
413 Why didn't Thor get any sleep last night? He was up all night to get Loki!
451 What kind of pajamas does King Arthur wear? A knight gown!
477 What does King Arthur wear to bed? A knight gown!
588 What sport can't you do while sleeping? Awakeboarding!
724 How do you make a waterbed more bouncy? Spring water!

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