6 results found for tag 'snake'
ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
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43 | What do you name a female snake? | Anna-conda! | |
277 | What kind of snake lives on a car? | Windshield Vipers! | |
332 | Why are snakes measured in inches? | Because they don't have any feet! | |
487 | A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off of a cliff... | Bah dum tss! | |
694 | What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 feet long? | A πthon! | |
698 | What did the Italian say after eating a pizza topped with eel? | "That's a moray!" |
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