7 results found for tag 'soft'
|261||What state has the smallest soft drinks?||Minisoda!|
|406||Why did Pavlov have such soft hair?||Classic conditioning!|
|675||Why do baby ducks walk softly?||Because baby ducks can't walk hardly!|
|681||Did you hear about the guy who didn't use spreadsheets for fourty days and fourty nights?||He said it was Excel Lent!|
|701||Why was the blonde snorting Sweet 'n Low?||She thought it was diet coke!|
|764||Do you know why Bill Gates wasn't thrown out of the Garden of Eden?||Cause he doesn't like Apples!|
|765||Do you know why Steve Jobs' house is so hot?||It doesn't have Windows!|
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