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ID Setup Punchline Tags
261 What state has the smallest soft drinks? Minisoda!
406 Why did Pavlov have such soft hair? Classic conditioning!
675 Why do baby ducks walk softly? Because baby ducks can't walk hardly!
681 Did you hear about the guy who didn't use spreadsheets for fourty days and fourty nights? He said it was Excel Lent!
701 Why was the blonde snorting Sweet 'n Low? She thought it was diet coke!
764 Do you know why Bill Gates wasn't thrown out of the Garden of Eden? Cause he doesn't like Apples!
765 Do you know why Steve Jobs' house is so hot? It doesn't have Windows!

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