9 results found for tag 'space'
|218||Where do astronauts hang out?||At the spacebar!|
|264||How does NASA prepare for a spaceship launch?||They just planet!|
|435||How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?||"I need space."|
|438||Why are there no transvestites in space?||Because there's no drag!|
|459||How does the moon cut his hair?||Eclipse it!|
|476||Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?||Because they are a little meteor!|
|488||How do you keep a space ship tied down?||With an astro knot!|
|672||Why are astronauts always so calm?||There's no pressure in space!|
|755||What should you do if you see a spaceman?||Park your car, man!|
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