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ID Setup Punchline Tags
218 Where do astronauts hang out? At the spacebar!
264 How does NASA prepare for a spaceship launch? They just planet!
435 How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? "I need space."
438 Why are there no transvestites in space? Because there's no drag!
459 How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
476 Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor!
488 How do you keep a space ship tied down? With an astro knot!
672 Why are astronauts always so calm? There's no pressure in space!
755 What should you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car, man!

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