19 results found for tag 'star'
|24||Why are movie stars so cool?||Because they have so many fans!|
|90||Did you hear about the guy who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray?||He's now a seasoned veteran!|
|221||What is Tony Stark's favorite literary device?||Irony!|
|275||What is the internal temperature of a taun taun?||Luke warm.|
|340||How many ears does Spock have?||3: The left ear, the right ear, and the Final Front-ear!|
|344||How do you unlock a monestary door?||With a monk key!|
|360||Why was Princess Leia's dating life so miserable?||Because she was looking for love in Alderaan places!|
|382||What is a pornstar's favorite building material?||Sement!|
|400||How does Darth Vader know what you got for Christmas?||He has felt your presents!|
|416||What do you call Iron Man without his suit?||Stark naked!|
|417||What's it called when Iron Man does a cartwheel?||A ferrous wheel!|
|418||What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?||One's a superhero, the other is a command!|
|419||What do Jedi sheep say?||Dagobaaaaah!|
|485||How are pornstars paid?||Income.|
|488||How do you keep a space ship tied down?||With an astro knot!|
|572||Why don't Ewoks yell inside?||Because they have Endor voices!|
|723||What do you call a statue with a lightsaber?||Mannequin Skywalker!|
|748||Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?||We only have one-star reviews!|
|780||Who's the best rapper in Star Wars?||Boba Fett-y Wap!|
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