21 results found for tag 'star'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 24 | Why are movie stars so cool? | Because they have so many fans! | |
| 90 | Did you hear about the guy who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray? | He's now a seasoned veteran! | |
| 221 | What is Tony Stark's favorite literary device? | Irony! | |
| 275 | What is the internal temperature of a taun taun? | Luke warm. | |
| 340 | How many ears does Spock have? | 3: The left ear, the right ear, and the Final Front-ear! | |
| 344 | How do you unlock a monestary door? | With a monk key! | |
| 360 | Why was Princess Leia's dating life so miserable? | Because she was looking for love in Alderaan places! | |
| 382 | What is a pornstar's favorite building material? | Sement! | |
| 400 | How does Darth Vader know what you got for Christmas? | He has felt your presents! | |
| 416 | What do you call Iron Man without his suit? | Stark naked! | |
| 417 | What's it called when Iron Man does a cartwheel? | A ferrous wheel! | |
| 418 | What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? | One's a superhero, the other is a command! | |
| 419 | What do Jedi sheep say? | Dagobaaaaah! | |
| 485 | How are pornstars paid? | Income. | |
| 488 | How do you keep a space ship tied down? | With an astro knot! | |
| 572 | Why don't Ewoks yell inside? | Because they have Endor voices! | |
| 723 | What do you call a statue with a lightsaber? | Mannequin Skywalker! | |
| 748 | Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet? | We only have one-star reviews! | |
| 780 | Who's the best rapper in Star Wars? | Boba Fett-y Wap! | |
| 808 | Why did Yoda train Luke Skywalker? | At first, he was Forced to, but eventually he realized it made the Degobah faster! | |
| 809 | Why did Yoda train Luke Skywalker? | At first, he was Forced to, but eventually he realized it made the Degobah faster! |
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