7 results found for tag 'steal'
|194||Did you hear about the thief who planned to steal 1000 from the bank?||It was a grand plan!|
|305||Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?||They each got six months!|
|518||Did you hear about the guy who was caught pickpocketing dwarves?||How could anyone stoop so low!|
|534||Have you heard about the magician who was arrested at the candy store?||He had a few Twix up his sleeve!|
|559||What did the baker say when his son stole his dough?||"Hey! I kneaded that!"|
|587||What do you call a stolen Tesla?||An Edison!|
|612||What happens if someone steals uranium?||It becomes theiranium!|
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