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ID Setup Punchline Tags
194 Did you hear about the thief who planned to steal 1000 from the bank? It was a grand plan!
305 Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months!
518 Did you hear about the guy who was caught pickpocketing dwarves? How could anyone stoop so low!
534 Have you heard about the magician who was arrested at the candy store? He had a few Twix up his sleeve!
559 What did the baker say when his son stole his dough? "Hey! I kneaded that!"
587 What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison!
612 What happens if someone steals uranium? It becomes theiranium!

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