6 results found for tag 'sun'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 276 | What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? | Halfway! | |
| 346 | Why didn't the sun go to college? | He already had too many degrees! | |
| 388 | Did you hear about the lady who thought the sun disappeared? | She stayed up all night looking for it, then it dawned on her! | |
| 733 | Why don't people get up early in Athens? | Because Dawn is tough on Greece! | |
| 743 | Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest? | Because the rest are weekdays! | |
| 748 | Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet? | We only have one-star reviews! |
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