11 results found for tag 'switchie'
|86||What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?||A pickpocket snatches watches...|
|87||What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of circus midgets?||The circus midgets are a bunch of cunning runts...|
|227||What's the difference between a short Eskimo and a fat eunuch?||One's a frigid midget with a rigid digit, and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel!|
|590||How is herpes different from mono?||You get mono when you snatch a kiss...|
|591||How is a counterfeit dollar bill different from a skinny prostitute?||One's a phony buck...|
|592||How is a marine biologist different from a golden retriever?||The marine biologist tags a whale...|
|593||How is the Panama Canal different from Sarah Palin on a merry-go-round?||The Panama Canal is a busy ditch...|
|594||How is a nun different from a lady in a bath?||One is a soul full of hope...|
|595||How is a gold fish different from a mountain goat?||A gold fish mucks around the fountain...|
|596||How is an eplipetic oyster farmer different from a hooker with dysentery?||One shucks between fits...|
|597||How is a bunch of nude showgirls different from a daredevil?||One puts on a display of cunning stunts...|
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