9 results found for tag 'test'
|82||A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your crotch?"||The pirate says, "Arrrr! It's driving me nuts!"|
|91||Why couldn't the clown juggle?||He just didn't have the balls!|
|224||What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?||No ballroom!|
|229||What does every Tickle Me Elmo get before leaving the factory?||Two test tickles!|
|471||Why did the pirate go to law school?||To pass the barrrr!|
|480||Why was the avocado stressed out?||He 'vacado 'bout a big test!|
|548||What's the fastest cookie in the world?||S'cone!|
|573||What do you call the best Nazi sprinter?||The fasctist!|
|577||Two ants were crawling up Prince Charming's legs.||One turned to the other and said, "Meet you at the Royal Ball tonight!"|
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