6 results found for tag 'time'
|205||What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?||Tennish.|
|288||What font does alphabet soup use?||Times New Ramen!|
|414||What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?||It's pasture bedtime!|
|424||What do a pregnant woman, burnt pizza, and frozen beer have in common?||A man who didn't take it out in time!|
|434||Did you hear about the herb gardener who worked until 8pm?||They had to pay him overthyme!|
|477||What does King Arthur wear to bed?||A knight gown!|
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