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6 results found for tag 'time'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
205 What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish.
288 What font does alphabet soup use? Times New Ramen!
414 What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It's pasture bedtime!
424 What do a pregnant woman, burnt pizza, and frozen beer have in common? A man who didn't take it out in time!
434 Did you hear about the herb gardener who worked until 8pm? They had to pay him overthyme!
477 What does King Arthur wear to bed? A knight gown!

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