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8 results found for tag 'tom'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
38 Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing!
86 What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches...
269 Why should you never trust an atom? Because they make up everything!
441 How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving Turkey? Nuked!
515 What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler!
652 What do you do with a cute corpse? Perform and awwtopsy!
664 What's a tomb that holds three bodies called? A threemb!
768 What do you call a car covered in leaves? An autumobile!

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