10 results found for tag 'train'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 157 | Did you hear about the fly who went through a screen door? | He strained himself! | |
| 235 | Did you hear about the crazy Mexican Train Killer? | He had loco motives! | |
| 309 | Did you hear about the Latin train killer? | He had locomotives! | |
| 310 | How does a train eat? | It goes "chew chew"! | |
| 406 | Why did Pavlov have such soft hair? | Classic conditioning! | |
| 460 | What do you call a young locomotive? | A trainee! | |
| 546 | How do locomotives know where to go? | They go through lots of training! | |
| 570 | How does a waiter learn to carry so much food? | By taking lots of tray-ning! | |
| 808 | Why did Yoda train Luke Skywalker? | At first, he was Forced to, but eventually he realized it made the Degobah faster! | |
| 809 | Why did Yoda train Luke Skywalker? | At first, he was Forced to, but eventually he realized it made the Degobah faster! |
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