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6 results found for tag 'two'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
351 Why is Jesus really bad at crossword puzzles? He always gets stuck on 2 across!
367 Why does nobody want to play with the dataset {1, 1, 1, 3, 4}? Because it's 2 mean!
543 How many sides does a circle have? Two: the outside and the inside!
608 Why do EMTs always travel in sets of two? Because they're pair-a-medics!
664 What's a tomb that holds three bodies called? A threemb!
677 What do you call two guys who hang out by the window? Kurt and Rod!

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