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ID Setup Punchline Tags
272 What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater? "Gee you knit?!"
461 What's the difference between America and a flash drive? One is USA, the other is USB!
503 What do you call a British assassin? An arsearsein!
525 Why don't ambassadors ever get sick? They have diplomatic immunity!
532 What do you call a 3-foot long aardvark? A yardvark!
554 Why are the guards around Big Ben always so tired? Because they're working around the clock!
562 What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo!
676 What do you call an unshaven British spy? Stubble-oh-seven!

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