8 results found for tag 'unit'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 272 | What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater? | "Gee you knit?!" | |
| 461 | What's the difference between America and a flash drive? | One is USA, the other is USB! | |
| 503 | What do you call a British assassin? | An arsearsein! | |
| 525 | Why don't ambassadors ever get sick? | They have diplomatic immunity! | |
| 532 | What do you call a 3-foot long aardvark? | A yardvark! | |
| 554 | Why are the guards around Big Ben always so tired? | Because they're working around the clock! | |
| 562 | What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? | People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo! | |
| 676 | What do you call an unshaven British spy? | Stubble-oh-seven! |
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