9 results found for tag 'vegetable'
|374||What's Lil' John's favorite vegetable?||YEEAAAMS!|
|502||Why are other vegetables afraid of celery?||Because it stalks!|
|517||What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter?||Pumpkin pi!|
|557||What do you call children born in a whorehouse?||Brothel sprouts!|
|560||How do farmers party?||They turnip the beet!|
|581||Vegans think butchers are gross...||...but people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!|
|716||What's small, red, and has to whisper?||A hoarse radish!|
|717||What do you call a vegetable that’s out of style?||A has-bean.|
|787||How are soybeans and dildos alike?||They are both imitation meats!|
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