9 results found for tag 'wars'
|275||What is the internal temperature of a taun taun?||Luke warm.|
|360||Why was Princess Leia's dating life so miserable?||Because she was looking for love in Alderaan places!|
|400||How does Darth Vader know what you got for Christmas?||He has felt your presents!|
|419||What do Jedi sheep say?||Dagobaaaaah!|
|572||Why don't Ewoks yell inside?||Because they have Endor voices!|
|723||What do you call a statue with a lightsaber?||Mannequin Skywalker!|
|780||Who's the best rapper in Star Wars?||Boba Fett-y Wap!|
|808||Why did Yoda train Luke Skywalker?||At first, he was Forced to, but eventually he realized it made the Degobah faster!|
|809||Why did Yoda train Luke Skywalker?||At first, he was Forced to, but eventually he realized it made the Degobah faster!|
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