20 results found for tag 'water'
|81||Why was the sand wet?||Because the sea weed!|
|156||What do you call a fish with no eye?||A fsh!|
|266||What is the best way to communicate with a fish?||Drop him a line!|
|267||Why are fish so smart?||They live in schools!|
|268||What does a shark like to eat with his peanut butter sandwiches?||Jellyfish!|
|270||Where did the fisherman and the mermaid meet?||On line!|
|276||What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?||Halfway!|
|291||Where do killer whales go on the weekend?||To the Orcastra!|
|318||How do you make holy water?||Boil the Hell out of it!|
|347||How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?||Ten tickles!|
|362||What does American coffee and having sex in a canoe have in common?||It's fucking close to water!|
|401||Why couldn't the DJ fish?||He kept dropping the bass!|
|403||Why aren't whales allowed in strip clubs?||Because they tend to humpback!|
|509||What do you call a bear in the rain?||A drizzly bear!|
|588||What sport can't you do while sleeping?||Awakeboarding!|
|614||Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards off the boat?||Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!|
|639||What do you call a messy crustacean?||A slobster!|
|653||Why can't you tickle a sailor?||Because they're nautical-ish!|
|722||Why did Ariel get new seashells?||Because she outgrew her B-Shells!|
|724||How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?||Spring water!|
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