6 results found for tag 'weight'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 219 | What's blue and doesn't weigh much? | Light blue | |
| 287 | How much does a hipster weigh? | An instagram! | |
| 392 | How much does a truck full of bones weigh? | A skele-ton! | |
| 455 | What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? | A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter! | |
| 530 | What do you call a fat aardvark? | A lardvark! | |
| 555 | How do doctors decide who should get liposuction first? | They use a weightlist! |
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