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6 results found for tag 'weight'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
219 What's blue and doesn't weigh much? Light blue
287 How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram!
392 How much does a truck full of bones weigh? A skele-ton!
455 What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter!
530 What do you call a fat aardvark? A lardvark!
555 How do doctors decide who should get liposuction first? They use a weightlist!

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