6 results found for tag 'weight'
|219||What's blue and doesn't weigh much?||Light blue|
|287||How much does a hipster weigh?||An instagram!|
|392||How much does a truck full of bones weigh?||A skele-ton!|
|455||What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?||A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter!|
|530||What do you call a fat aardvark?||A lardvark!|
|555||How do doctors decide who should get liposuction first?||They use a weightlist!|
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