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5 results found for tag 'whale'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
42 Why aren't there any penguins in Britain? Because they're afraid of Whales!
291 Where do killer whales go on the weekend? To the Orcastra!
403 Why aren't whales allowed in strip clubs? Because they tend to humpback!
479 Why did the gay whale choke? Because he swallowed a lot of seamen!
592 How is a marine biologist different from a golden retriever? The marine biologist tags a whale...

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